What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
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What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!
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What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree !
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
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What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
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Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
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How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
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What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
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What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
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What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
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